Because I own a boatload of dresses and never wear them, I wore this really summery sundress. With my combat boots. And I’m small. The first thing my friends said when I got in the car? “People are going to think you dressed up as River!”
Sure enough: two people took pictures with me in my “costume.” I win.
A woman who came in the same group as me, but who I just met tonight, said that I carry myself like River too. A normal interpretation of this statement would be that I present as a goddamn lunatic, but I prefer to think it means I kick ass.