I am River.*

If her dress were orange and had flowers and butterflies on it, maybe people would say River looked like me.

If her dress were orange and had flowers and butterflies on it, maybe people would say River looked like me.

Just got back from Madison’s “Can’t Stop the Serenity,” which is Joss Whedon’s FIREFLY movie, SERENITY, on the big screen — a one-off annual event. Madison’s innovation this year was to also play DR. HORRIBLE’S SING-ALONG BLOG, which was highly awesome. I can’t wait until I, too, have a Ph.D. in Horribleness.

Because I own a boatload of dresses and never wear them, I wore this really summery sundress. With my combat boots. And I’m small. The first thing my friends said when I got in the car? “People are going to think you dressed up as River!”

Sure enough: two people took pictures with me in my “costume.” I win.

A woman who came in the same group as me, but who I just met tonight, said that I carry myself like River too. A normal interpretation of this statement would be that I present as a goddamn lunatic, but I prefer to think it means I kick ass.

* besides, you know, my curly hair.

9 Responses to “I am River.*”

  1. Adele Says:

    Or maybe she meant you carry yourself like a dancer? Totally complimentary :)

  2. Lenore Says:

    I love River! So now I love you even more :)

  3. Elizabeth Says:

    Operation Woo Lenore: Success!!!

    You know, the dancer interpretation hadn’t even occurred to me, but I love it. I loved dance as a child, despite being god-awful at it — I was the nine-year-old who got left back in dance. Which I discovered the following year at the dance school’s end-of-the-ear recital, when I saw all the kids I’d been in class with the year before and one of them asked me why I hadn’t moved up to level two with them. I said, “There’s a level two?”

    But lately, I’ve started going to the gym for various reasons, which has made me strong, which I love, and which is peculiar for my sense of self because I have such a strong identity as a weak person. And I do these gym classes to cheesy ’80s music and Pink, where you’re doing all these steps that are precisely timed to the music, and it’s like being back in dance classes, except suddenly I don’t suck anymore. I am so happy.

  4. Sadako Says:

    I didn’t know who River was but she looks awesome–if you seem like her you must kick serious ass.:)

  5. jess Says:

    Please tell me you watched the musical commentary track on Dr. Horrible – it was pretty much as awesome as the actual sing-along blog.

  6. Elizabeth Says:

    Sadako: I should clarify that my boots are IN NO WAY as amazing as River’s in that picture. I wish!!!

    Jess: No! Oh my god, something to look forward to. I feel a party coming on.

  7. Heather Z. Says:

    You know Firefly? You love Firefly? Okay, you’ve officially launched a thousand points on the coolness factor. I wish I could have seen you in those combat boots and sundress :)

  8. Elizabeth Says:

    Yeah, Joss had me at “Space Western.”

  9. jesseray Says:

    That’s awesome! Now you just need to make sure and avoid anime advertising. I can’t believe I missed out on that last year.


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