Honestly, in the governmental bureaucracy of Winter Park High School, Jasper Hanson was like Deputy Assistant Undersecretary of Athletics and Malfeasance. When a guy like that gets promoted to Executive Vice President of Urine Gunning, immediate action must be taken.
– John Green, PAPER TOWNS
I apologize for the post title, y’all. I have a math midterm tomorrow, is my excuse. Actually, I’m finding that math is a handy excuse for many things. When I’m caught behaving abnormally, I just wave my hand vaguely and say, “Math.” Most people are so horrified by the thought that I might elaborate that they leave it at that.