… and considering that was 18 hours (each way!) of bus ride full of giddy college students, there was a lot of competition in this category.
This is from one of the regularly occurring automated announcements in one of the rest stops:
At the end of the night, you might not be able to perform brain surgery. But you will be able to say you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express!
Um, right. In other news… 200,000 beautiful people, y’all.